My baby is a winner she's on top of it daily
But her skin is always dry itchy and scaly
She feels like Godzilla kind of rough to the touch
And even using lotion it is still too much
Psoriasis psoriasis she suffers the hives
Sometimes I use her elbows to sharpen my knives
Psoriasis psoriasis it's really a sight
She feels like sandpaper when I stick it inside
One night we're making love I pulled it out quite amazed
Me todger looked like it had been cut with razor blades
I refinished the floors with a lacquer coat fine
I used her scaly scalp to sand it down to a shine
Psoriasis psoriasis she suffers the hives
Sometimes I use her elbows to sharpen my knives
Psoriasis psoriasis it's really a sight
Her face is looking like the glaze that's on frosted flakes
But pouring milk upon her well it just aggravates
The poor girl is so scaly there's but one thing to do
Donate her to the alligator pen at the zoo
Psoriasis psoriasis she'll suffer for life
Sometimes I use her elbows to sharpen my knives
Psoriasis psoriasis a terrible plight
She feels like sandpaper when I stick it inside
She feels like sandpaper when I stick it inside
My wiener's cut to pieces the pain makes me cry