Artificial Flavors - Diabetic Lover Lyrics

I've got a golden ticket to Willie Wonka's pad
I want to take you honey but sweets you cannot have
I know you've got diabetes so I will eat the candy
I'll monitor your insulin and all will be quite dandy

You're my little lover of the diabetic kind
And when you pass out baby it'll go in your behind
I'll bring you back to life with a shot of the juice
And you will wake up sore in the rear I'll act like it's all you

I wish I was a doctor and I'd examine you
Check you for breast lumps
And show you my kazoo

I used to play in Foghat
But then they let me go
I was busy sucking titties after every show

You're my little lover of the diabetic kind
And when you pass out baby it'll go in your behind
I'll bring you back to life with a shot of the juice
And you will wake up sore in the rear I'll act like it's all you