Artificial Comedy - The Captain's Mishap Lyrics

Aye me mateys gather round
The tale I tell's a rum one
The captain strut across the deck
But soon he'd be undone
His pantaloons a shinin' bright
His coat a navy blue
But then a rumble shook his bow
His face turned quite askew
He pooped his pantaloons
Upon the poop deck true
The captain's got a secret
But now it's out to you
He tried to shout an order loud
To steer the ship away
But all the crew they laughed so hard
They nearly missed the bay
The first mate said what happened Cap?
With a grin so wide you'd see
The cap'n muttered quietly
A poop deck it shall be
He pooped his pantaloons
Upon the poop deck true
The captain's got a secret
But now it's out to you