The Ballad of a Bourbon Biscuit Video (MV)

I'm a bourbon biscuit
And you're a rush tea
I'm willing to risk it
If there's a chance that you'll like me

We're just two biscuits in this cupboard
What do we have if not eachother

And then
He walked in
And spot everything
In our tin

Who's that hobnob
Talking to you
I don't like his face
Or his attitude
I wish he would be kinder
And slightly more considerate
I would write it down but I think he's illiterate

You love him
You insist but have you even read his ingredients list
He's full preservatives
And slightly conservative

And when things go wrong
He'll get out of there without leaving a crumb

That hobnob guys completely fake
I bet he conspires to be a Jaffa cake

I've seen him betting with the Oreos
Sure he owes millions
Or he owes billion

Love
There's nothing there
Love
He doesn't care
Love
I've got enough for the both of us
Won't you let me share

Love
There's nothing there
Love
He doesn't care
Love
I've got enough for the both of us
Won't you let me share