Art ~Whimsically Yours Studio - God Bless That Genius Who Invented Bikini's! Lyrics

God bless that genius who inventede bikini's, polka dotted, string, thong
And that sweeeeeet teenie weenie giving old men chances to dream beneath flab
And married men glimpses of what they can't have

Eye candy galore on every beach, it's sex education nobody can teach
Gals lie face down topless to avoid those tan lines and what lies underneath
Is beyond belief
It rattles the senses leaving most men defenseless if they're caught wearing a SPEEDO
Their needs are defined!

God bless the man who invented bikini's cause he had the most original mind

Shaa-Diddilly Do Wop bop Bop
Bikini Island is the place for me...
Sitting on the beach
Sucking margaritas
Watching the parade go by...

God bless that Genius
Who invented bikin's
Polka dotted, string, thong
And those sweeeet teenie weenies
Giving old men's hearts chances
To dream beneath flab...
And married men glimpses
Of what they can't have!

From the far tip of Maine
To the Key West Biscayne
S t r e t c h i n g tightly
Over ten million yards
Come all those teasing
Pleasing multi-colored strings
That no man can disregard

It's America's most beautiful!
From Seattle Up north
Down south to San Diego
Where beach beauties cavort...
In that girl watching sport
All the guys must support

Bikini Islands...Oh, YEAH!

Fantasy covered flesh in
Those Band-Aids of nylon
Oh, so perfectly meshed
It's a view you get high on!
Where daydreamers escape
Under sunglasses smiling
Just loving those Bikini Islands!

God Bless the genius
Who invented bikini's
Polka dotted, string, thong
And those sweeeet teenie weenies
Where old men get a chance
To dream beneath flab...
And married men glimpses
Of what they can't have!

God bless that GENIUS
Who invented Bikini's!