Your love is irrelevant to me
Don't care who you dated at 3
Cause your love is irrelevant to me
(Uh) Don't care who you dated in third grade
I bet you didn't even know his first name
When Chuck 'E Cheese was your first date, and you didn't get too close 'cause of COOTIES
Your love is irrelevant to me
Don't care who you dated at 3
Cause your love is irrelevant to me
I'm alone and have never been loved
I've never even been given a hug (Hug)
My parents say I look like a bug (Bug)
But I don't think that's worse than your love
Your love is irrelevant to me
Don't care who you dated at 3
Cause your love is irrelevant to me
(YEAH!) Irrelevant! I'm irrelevant!
(IrReLEvANT) How can I live?
He said I'm irrelevant to him
Your love is irrelevant to me
Don't care who you dated at 3
Cause your love is irrelevant to me