Red is green
Blue is slightly less blue
When I see rainbows it isn't half as cool
Don't ask me about the Boston Red Sox
To me they're just another team
And the flags in town for gay pride is a jumble in my mind
Cause I'm living color blind like a hippie canine
Yeah I'm color blind and that's just fine
One fish, two fish, grey fish, slightly less grey fish
Sam I Am says he doesn't want grey eggs and ham
Watching little kid shows like the Wiggles is a nightmare
And the cops won't let me drive cause I keep running the red light
Alright seriously guys I just said it at the beginning of the song
Red is green and blue is slightly less blue
I can't tell the difference of the colors
Guys you're seriously gonna make me do this?
I'm really, alright never mind I'm getting ahead of myself
Cause I'm living color blind like a hippie canine
Yeah I'm color blind and that's just fine
And twister is a nightmare