I wanted gold but I got the bronze
I needed a dollar and ended up with some dust
I've been screwed over again by the screwinator
Bury me alive
I reached for the stars and I got struck by lightning
I bought a new game but the disk had been stolen
I ate a quick meal that gave me food poison
I slipped on some ice then got ran over twice
I've been screwed over again by the screwinator
Bury me alive
Life's unfair and beats you up here and there
It could be worse, you're just set off by first world problems
I've been screwed over again by the screwinator
Bury me alive