Never been a great man,
Never been the one anybody would choose,
I've always been on the sidelines and always been the one people are happy to lose,
Now I elevate in state and I sing
I'm a loser
I'm the Lego in your shoe,
I'm the printer cartridge telling you you're running out of blue,
I'm a loser
I'm your sleeve caught in the door,
I'm the extra kick you get when you're already on the floor,
Coz I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I've always made the same mistakes,
Always repeated them over again,
I've ignored the good advice and chosen a harder path for my life,
Now I elevate in state and I sing
I'm a loser
I'm the Lego in your shoe,
I'm the printer cartridge telling you you're running out of blue,
I'm a loser
I'm your sleeve caught in the door,
I'm the extra kick you get when you're already on the floor,
Coz I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
Coz I'm a loser,
I'm the song stuck in your head,
I'm the piss you gotta take right before you go to bed,
Coz I'm a loser,
I'm the dog shit on your shoe,
I'm the toaster in the bath, asking why you feel so blue?
Coz I'm a loser,
I'm the Lego in your shoe,
I'm the printer cartridge telling you you're running out of blue,
I'm a loser
I'm your sleeve caught in the door,
I'm the extra kick you get when you're already on the floor,
I'm a loser
I'm a loser