[ Featuring The Burning Hell, Shotgun Jimmie ]
Well you know I don't know but I have been told
That when Baby Jesus created the world
He took some time off on day seven because
Making dragons and hobbits was tiring
But a lesser known fact is that on the fifth
When Brahma and Buddha made the birds and the fish
They showed up to work in pyjamas and that was
The very first casual Friday
Casual Friday
Our reflections are shining
In the glass of the office doors sliding
Open onto the beautiful world
So take off your necktie and put on your Uggs
Find your tearaway track pants, fill the pockets with drugs
Wear your sunglasses all morning because
You don't have to make any eye contact
When you arrive at the office high five everyone
Play Jimmy Buffet through the intercom
Today you can all do whatever you want
It's written right there in your contract
Casual Friday
Our reflections are shining
In the glass of the office doors sliding
Open onto the beautiful world
Wear novelty socks, an inappropriate dress
Drink cocktails at lunch, leave the break room a mess
There's no boots to lick, there's no one to impress
There's no fear of reviews or dismissals
And there's no need for Human Resources no more
We tip wastebaskets and casually pour gas on the floor
Light a casual match as we walk out the door
And we all play our flutes and our whistles
I went to the oracle, I had an appointment
She told me the future is made for enjoyment
As long as we take a casual approach to employment
Every day can be casual Friday
