Ariel Pink - House Arrest Lyrics

""Hi, Ariel. I hope you're very happy that your car was impounded for not paying any of the... any of the parking tickets. I hope you learned your lesson, but let me tell you, I'm going to go tomorrow to work until 6 o' clock in the morning to give you money to get this. You are an irresponsible individual. I'm really very upset with you, Ariel. You are unbelievable. Call me when you have a chance.""

I'm so sorry, dad

They handcuffed me to my guitar
They hid the keys in my keyboard case

A forced confession, officer
I always plead I'm innocent
My explanation is all in a blunder

I'm breaking out in a sweat
Cause I'm under--
Cause now I'm under--

House arrest
I'm out on my own
I might assume
Thought you would be Xox
I could die
I'm out of my car
Jar Jar Rex having sex
...My baby
Xox

I learned of things as the time slipped by
The time stops and you keep on pressin' rewind
Gave up on speaking in the present tense
They just keep on planting the evidence

It makes no f*cking difference
Sequestered in my habitat of narcissus

Cause now I'm under
House arrest
Out on my own
I might assume
Thought you would be Xox
I turn out
Out on my own
Xox and I'm having x in mind
Jar jar rex
Having sex
Xox

We jump out of there as far as able
Hung from the ceiling by a quarter-inch cable

I took my base in the bath maid's store
We rolled the drugs
And I put my penis in her hole

Was she a vegetarian?
And I went back to the kingdom where I was buried
And now I'm back in--

House arrest
Out on my own
I might assume
Thought you would be Xox
At times I
Eyed my pie, xox
At times I
Out on my own

House arrest
You do the running
House arrest
Got in my pie
Guest service
At times

House arrest, ooh ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
House arrest
Gimme house arrest
Gimme, gimme, girl

House arrest
Gimme, gimme
Gimme house arrest
Gimme, gimme, gimme

House arrest
House arrest
A little house arrest
Oh, house arrest
Come on, girl