Yeah yeah yeah, oh oh oh
I'm a different version of me in the daylight
Makin' plans I can never keep (no)
'Cause nighttime me got no energy for that facetime
I'd rather sit on my couch but I don't wanna let you down
I turn off my show, put on my coat
And drag my feet right to the door
But before I go, I check my phone and see it say
"Sorry, I can't make it anymore" (hahaha)
When I get that text, it's like sex
So good, it could make me cry
When I get that text (hey), god bless
Like, how did you read my mind?
'Cause nothing turns me on more than not having to leave my house
Can't help but undress, when I get that text, yeah
Really though, it's fine, no, don't you sweat it
Pants came off the second that you said it (hey, hey)
It must be my lucky day, yeah
I'm about to order me some pizza
Then get high and play a lot of FIFA
Why can't this happen every time?
I turn off my show, put on my coat
And drag my feet right to the door
But before I go, I check my phone and see it say
"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, can we please reschedule?"
Yes we can
When I get that text, it's like sex
So good, it could make me cry
When I get that text (hey), god bless
Like, how did you read my mind?
'Cause nothing turns me on more than not having to leave my house
Can't help but undress, when I get that text, oh oh oh oh, oh oh
Yo, no worries man, it's okay, like, we can do this another time if you want
I was looking forward to coming out but it's okay, like, it's fine
Reschedule? Uh, next week's not good, neither's next week
When I get that text (not the following week either)
Yeah, when I get that