I know I'm not good looking but I know how to sing
Happiness and compliments you know that I will bring
But if you ever start to feel like I am not the one
Then go ahead and have yourself some good old fashioned fun
And I'll be patiently waiting
Yes I'll be patiently waiting for you
I know I'm not near perfect but I do know how to dress
And I would rub your feet at night to remove all of your stress
But if you ever start to have those feelings of self doubt
Then I would give you time and space to sit around and pout
Is the book still open
Do I have a fighting chance
Or do I wait until my last breath
Yes I'd wait until death
I know I'm not that honest but I do know how to cook
And I would take the blame for you so they don't call you a crook
But if you ever start to feel like this is a mistake
I'd buy you a mirror so you could stare fate in the face