You're all empty calories
You're exactly what I need
First I crave and then I eat
Ooh, chomp chomp chomp
Humans are so sweet
Tasty like a midnight treat
I eat them up and my teeth rot
They taste so good I just can't stop
But all that sugar, and all that blood
My heart pressure goes up
And up and up and up
A good diet of leaves and roots
Gives us monsters a nice kaboose
Makes all of the beasties look
But I don't know how to cook
You're all empty calories
You're exactly what I need
First I crave and then I eat
Ooh, chomp chomp chomp
A good maw full of fleshy chips
Pair it up with fatty dip
It makes my belly ache
But the texture is so great
Empty thoughts and aching hearts
Serotonin is off the charts
Eat up the rich and eat the dumb
Picking up every last crumb
You're all empty calories
You're exactly what I need