Andrew Rhodes - My Telephone Lyrics

I like to go out, with my telephone
I can send sms's all night long
We can go to a pub, or a restaurant
And sit there texting, all we want
Well I like to go out, with my telephone
I got a new girlfriend, she can come along
She's got slim fingers, that are good for holding on
To the brand new version of the I phone
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
With my telephone
I need a new app, for when I'm walking about
So I don't crash into things, when I'm looking down
At my beautiful model, she is so cool
I touch her a lot, in my bedroom
I push all the buttons, every spot
When I leave her plugged in, she gets so hot
I got my telephone, it's a real cool thing
It gives me a buzz, when it starts to ring
I say what do you want?
Cant you send me a text
Why do you have to speak, when you can send an sms
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
I like to go out, with my telephone
With my telephone
Hang on a minute love, I'm trying to concentrate here
I just got to send this text alright
Calls coming in
Hey Trev, how's it going?
Yeh I'm with Jeanette, she's sitting in front of me
I'd love to see it, but I can't go to the cinema
They make you turn your phone off
I just bought the bloody thing, cost me six hundred quid
Well you pays your money
I tell you Trev, it is the best thing I've ever had in my life
It is beautiful, all the curves in the right places
I tell you it is amazing Trev, you got to get yourself one
It's fantastic