The Neon Mall Ballad Video (MV)

Go!
In the mall, where the neon lights glow
The Pussy King and Boo Boo Kitty, met at Orange Julius you know
Stale cigarette smoke, filled the f*cking air
But little did they know, disaster was lurking there
Boo Boo Kitty, allergic to oranges so damn sweet
The Cowboys arrived, with their Horses, to save the pegging queen
Boo Boo Kitty f*cking indeed
Talking Horses drinking Gatorade, a sight to straight behold
Mall orgy commencing, stories to be f*cking told
Tight buttholes, and cowboy boots, a sight behold
Foxtail swinging, Boo Boo Kitty, on a plowing spree
She reached for a Gatorade, to quench her f*cking thirst
And drank it down with a smile, like her burning bush
In the midst of chaos, love was in the air
Strangers united without a single care
The Pussy King and Boo Boo Kitty, a love so true
Gay Cowboys, Horses, and Gatorade shining through
Tight buttholes, and cowboy boots, a sight behold
Foxtail swinging, Boo Boo Kitty on a plowing spree
She reached for a Gatorade to quench her f*cking thirst
And drank it down with a smile, like her burning bush
In the midst of chaos, love was in the air
Strangers united, without a single care
The Pussy King and Boo Boo Kitty, a love so true
Gay Cowboys, Horses, and Gatorade, shining through
Leaving the Trans Am, in the parking lot all alone
All alone
Tight buttholes, and cowboy boots, all I see
Foxtail swinging, Boo Boo Kitty on a plowing spree
The Pussy King's Mongoose bike, a surprise ride home for everyone
Leaving the Trans Am, in the parking lot, all alone