I've got something to show
Something i pay the local dock to store
Cuz i ain't got the space at home
I bet you can sympathize
But i'll bring it back for a while
So i can winterize it
Oh, life's a beach, but life's a bitch
And you know that i ain't rich
And you know i don't live on the shore
But you can give me a pass
Cuz you know well that i ain't poor
You know that i'm middle class, yeah
(Come along)
You (Come along)
And i (Come along)
Can keep this thing afloat (Sail away)
You (sail away)
And i (Sail away)
On our mid size boat
Trapped, inside your house
Relationship, we're playing cat & mouse
So let's get out on the open sea
Get out in the open air
Make believe it's the florida keys
We'll toss our anchors there
Sure, that all sounds nice
I'm sure that you think, we don't have the bragging rights
Can't join a prestigious boating club
Cuz we're not millionaires
But we can pop a bottle of bubbly
While your friends stay on the shore & stare
You'll never know
Unless you go
On the boat
Oh, life's a beach, but life's a bitch
And you know i ain't rich
So let's get out on the open sea
Get out in the open air
Make believe it's the florida keys
We'll toss our anchors there