Sad and Nostalgic Video (MV)

I'm a fuddy-duddy, motherf*cking bitches
Hurry-hurry take a f*cking VCR and put this f*cking blurry-blurry dirty movie
'Cause it's been like played like hundred thirty times
And put your f*cking tiny dicks and spin yourself and rewind
To the time we'd have a party and don't e-vite a wet blanket
"Walk, man, you don't get that this ain't your jam?"
Times when Ducktales and Talespin glued you to the big fat TV
And ruin your motherf*cking eyeballs
The times when you don't simply use the word lit
You would say 'cool' or 'dope' when someone usually spits
Making whoopie 1-to-1, getting salty face-to-face
Only reason that you're drinking beverage is to get in with the gossips
You're supposed to be freaked out, when someone screams "shots fired" at that time
'Cause it's bullets and some rebounds
Simpsons used to be in its motherf*cking prime
And at that time, you might wanna go back to the future, 3 times

I remember all the spectacular shit, even if I was not that much old
If I would have a chance to go back and re-live, I think I would stay there and stop the world
Freeze to the time of Wolfenstein 3D, floppy disks getting flopped and the rise of CDs
I may sound like a senile who's feeling his pelvis. But remembering it is so sad and nostalgic

You remember the times when internet was a useless shit for a regular kid
Who'da thought it'd come to this?
Back in the days when MC meant something, now everything's hysteria like Y2K thing
Despacito at the time was Macarena
And ain't no one knew that what the f*ck that they were saying and what the song means
The funny thing is, that songs was played to teeny tiny kids!
You don't get mad at that, but the lyrics i spit? (Whatever!)
I'm sorry i was trying to harden the mood, ok just
Switch subjects, moving on the next one
Not flipping out on every meager of things like milk caps
MASH was the way we predicted future in past
"The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" to the "Men-In-The-Black"
Damn, will, you ever change your motherf*cking face
Except the hi-top and hair color, you almost look the same
How in the f*ck could we forget the PSAs that actually led you to do drugs
Instead of hating them?
"Sometimes you see the things that aren't there"
And start of the Slim era, the sound of THX
I remember the times when Nokia was the shit
And creepy slim jims pops up from your stomach like alien
We're on a crap world now, it makes me lose it
Fiona Apple, wow this world's really a bullshit now

I remember all the spectacular shit, even if I was not that much old
If I would have a chance to go back and re-live
I think I would stay there and stop the world
Freeze to the time of Wolfenstein 3D, floppy disks getting flopped and the rise of CDs
I may sound like a senile who's feeling his pelvis
But remembering it is so sad and nostalgic

(The year that i was born, you got independence day
So fear, i might rot your big stupendous brain)
Hey please shut up, dawg, this ain't the type of thang that you would jump on
So let me do the f*cking talking
Walkie-talkies, string phones, and everyone was jocky
Watching rocky. Sylvester Stallone and Arnold
When Salt-n-pepa was shoop ba-dooping
While Vanilla Ice was fighting with Queens that ice baby was the new shit
Parting your hairs down the middle-style
It is kinda cringy now, but at that time people usually used to dig 'em
I appreciate how the things are getting pretty easy now
But at that time, struggle to do something was worth it
How awesome it felt, when you used to wait in school just for it to be over
So you can run back to your home
Excited about turning the tv on to see your favorite rapper or singer or tv show
If i'm the only one who was crazy enough for Spider-Man
That he started loving spider and then hand my palm for it to bite
Just to stick, then i think I don't belong here cuz i'm getting old

I remember all the spectacular shit, even if I was not that much old
If I would have a chance to go back and re-live, I think I would stay there and stop the world
Freeze to the time of Wolfenstein 3D, floppy disks getting flopped and the rise of CDs
I may sound like a senile who's feeling his pelvis. But remembering it is so sad and nostalgic

I remember all the spectacular shit, even if I was not that much old
If I would have a chance to go back and re-live, I think I would stay there and stop the world
Freeze to the time of Wolfenstein 3D, floppy disks getting flopped and the rise of CDs
I may sound like a senile who's feeling his pelvis. But remembering it is so sad and nostalgic