Aloysius - Leatherette Lyrics

Which of the following wordsoffend you?

Fork Pantaloons Lamp Gazebo
Grout Aberdeen Pram Placebo
Chum Chubby Gum Grubby Hullabaloo
Pringle and dingle and calamity too

Some of these wordsare offensive
They are SO offensive that I'm going to keep singing about it

Pancreas Freckle Mollusk Bassoon
Bungle Syzygy Terrence Balloon
Snorkel Decanter Bagel and cheese
Pickle Fickle Nickel Belize

Were you expecting a chorus here? Well no Oh no
I'm too offended for that But if you feel you need one

I never know what to sing here so I'll just go Doodle doodle deedle diddley way
I never know what to bring here so I'll just lay out the mac & cheese salad and walk away

I knew it was a bad idea! That was absolutely the dumbest chorus ever
I am so offended I'm justjustwell listen

Oregon Oatmeal Decanter Ameliorate
Plethora Leatherette Julian Caffeinate
Corgi Cuticle Umbrella Doubloon
Epiglottis Pinnacle Cynical Spoon!

HuhI see where this is going now

I never know what to sing here so I'll just go Doodle doodle deedle diddley way
I never know what to bring here so I'll just lay out the mac & cheese salad and walk away

Oh you should definitely walk away
Before I report you for being mildly offensive!
In fact I'm so disgruntled I'm calling the
Shut up and don't do the next verse hotline!

Illustrious Defunct Pumpernickel Guffaw
Roderick Pancake Ladle Coleslaw
Ziggurat Boggle Snicker Wichita
Dongle Canoodle Deckled Chickasaw

Stop singing! Stop that You offend me with your offensively worded chorus!
I'll just throw a blanket over you and there perfect

I never know what to sing here so I'll just go Doodle doodle deedle diddley way
I never know what to bring here so I'll just lay out the mac & cheese salad and walk away

I never know what to sing here so I'll just go Doodle doodle deedle diddley way
I never know what to bring here so I'll just lay out the mac & cheese salad and walk away

Definitely doodle doodle but the diddley way I'm still on the fence about
Hmmhold this exposed wire for me a moment perfect

Oh did you think we were done? Oh ho ho funny boy Well not quite yet There's still justjustwell just listen

I never know what to sing here so I'll just go Doodle doodle deedle diddley way
I never know what to bring here so I'll just lay out the mac & cheese salad and walk away

I never know what to sing here so I'll just go Doodle doodle deedle diddley way
I never know what to bring here so I'll just lay out the mac & cheese salad and walk away

Definitely doodle doodle but the diddley way I'm still on the fence about
Hmmhold this exposed wire for me a moment perfect

XDperfect