[ Featuring Clark Baxtresser, Jamie K. Burns ]
Match Girl: Hey, don't go away Just like everything else has done today I'll do anything to make you stay
The Narrator: So Match Girl took the whole bunch And lit every match at once
Grandma: Ooh
Match Girl: Grandma
Grandma: Oh my child, I've missed you so
Match Girl: I've missed you so too
Grandma: I'm so sorry I had to go
Match Girl: Where did you go to?
Grandma: I've been somewhere with joy and laughter Living happily ever after I've been somewhere with love, so much love Which I know you're in need of
Where I am, it's never cold
Match Girl: That sounds amazing
Grandma: Where I am, nothing grows old
Match Girl: Also amazing
Grandma: Where I am there's no pain or hunger No snow, no rain or thunder But when you lit that flame Here I came
Match Girl: Does this place have a name?
Grandma: Let's call it Grandmaland You heard me, Grandmaland Because nobody else can understand like a grandma can I know it's not what you planned But here, honey, take my hand You're coming to Grandmaland Just Grandma and you
Match Girl: In Grandmaland, do people buy matches?
Grandma: Girl, are you crazy? In Grandmaland, no one knows what a match is
Match Girl: Okay amazing
Grandma: Grandmaland's always warm and sunny Grandmaland has no need for money People have all they need guaranteed Just follow my lead
Match Girl: I'll follow your lead
Match Girl and Grandma: Let's go to Grandmaland Magical Grandmaland Where's there's always tons of hugs and snugs 'Cause that's just the grandma brand Where you can see first hand What makes a grandma grand
Let's go to Grandmaland Just Grandma and me/you
Grandma: Grandmaland
Match Girl: Grandmaland
Grandma: Grandmaland
Match Girl: Grandmaland
Grandma: Grandmaland
Match Girl and Grandma: Grandmaland Grandmaland
All: Welcome to Grandmaland Magical Grandmaland Where one and all can sing this song along with a grandma band A place where there's no demands A place where your soul expands
Step into Grandmaland
Grandma: Step into Grandmaland
All: It's safe here in Grandmaland
Grandma: You're safe here in Grandmaland
All: For Grandma and you You You You
Match Girl: Amazing
All: Ahhhh