I felt her cop a feel as she moved across
I said, "If that was me, I'da been chucked off"
She said if she was male then she'd be in jail
I kinda gave a shrug
And said, "Fair enough"
Ho-oh-whoa
I'm on the bus
Ho-oh-whoa
I'm on the bus
He said. "Alright, my friend"
"You wanna buy some drugs?"
I told him, "I'm alright"
"But my mate Nick does"
"It's buy one get on free on these E's till two"
"This half-priced LSD?"
"Well, it's just for you"
Ho-oh-whoa
I'm on the bus
I'm on the bus
We couldn't see a thing
The glass was all fogged up
A kid, about fifteen
He went and drew a cock
The woman screamed, "Charlene's only three"
"You scruff!"
He said, "Don't censor me"
And he wrote "F*ck off"
Ho-oh-whoa
I'm on the bus
Ho-oh-whoa
We love the bus