Wallet's thick
Weighs like a brick
I've never learnt how to drive stick
Stacking Rolex
Massive OpEx,
Though I still don't get that much sex
One-inch warrior!
I'm not a chick, it's just a microdick!
Micropenis Musketeer
Micropenis Musketeer
My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!
Micropenis Musketeer
My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!
Ask why I overcompensate?
That is just how I operate.
Micropenis Musketeer
My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!
Asking if comments I get are crass
However any negativity I just bypass
Because my money's endless
And my truck's stupendous
I don't care
When people stop and stare
Because on cold days my dick
Can do a disappearing trick
Micropenis Musketeer
My cars are quick
My moves are slick
I'm a proud owner
Of a microdick!
(Micropenis Musketeer)