Nixon
Nixon
Nixon
Nixon
Congratulation to Pat Brown
Elected governor last night
We campaigned against amazing odds
We fought a good fight
I believe the governor has a heart
Even though he believes I do not
I believe the governor is a patriot
Even though he feels I am not
And as I leave the press
All I can say is this (for)
Sixteen years you had your fun
Since I took down the traitor Hiss
Attacking me at every turn
Every flub I made reported
Given the shaft by newspapers
Biased and distorted
The press has a responsibility
To report all the news
Put a lonely reporter on the campaign trail
To report a candidates views
But as I leave I want you to know
Think how much you'll be missing
Gentlemen, this is my last press conference
So no more kicking Richard Nixon
You won't have
Nixon
To kick around anymore
I'm Taking Pat, Julie and Trish
Back east to practice law
You won't have
Nixon
To kick around anymore
Quitting politics but let's see
What the future has in store
You won't have dick
Nixon (Nixon)
To kick around anymore
Find me down in Florida
In Bebe's boat offshore
You won't have tricky dick
Nixon (Nixon)
To kick around anymore
Quit politics but let's see
What the future
What the future
What the future
What the future has in store!
Nixon!
Nixon!
Nixon!
Nixon!