Depression and anxiety
Self diagnosed PTSD
A narcoleptic diabetic with Tourette's
I just can't shake these restless legs
Mr. Bipolar is what they call me
Agoraphobia with ADHD
Check the list I've got them all
I'm definitely not neurotypical
Hypoglycaemic and allergic to eggs
Aphasia and amnesia
And I'm really quite stressed
Dissociative schizophrenic with gout
My spirits are up
But my syndrome is down
Call the doc again
There's something wrong
Try not to panic!
It's just a classic case of hypochondria
Hypochondria (there's nothing wrong)
Hypochondria (I was fine all along)
Hypochondria (I just made it up)
Coz I like the attention baby
I'm f*ckin fine
Hypochondria (I'm just wasting your time)
Hypochondria (I'm just wasting your time)
Coz I like the attention baby
Hypochondria (I'm asymptomatic)
I feel f*ckin fantastic
I just made it up
Coz I like the attention baby
Coz I like the attention baby
Hypochondria (I'm asymptomatic)