Just like on tv
I'm going out to meet
The girl of my dreams
I'll have strangers at my feet
Don't live in a bar
Don't live in a bar
You can be sure
They won't show
The broken hearts
It doesn't see the next day
I'm puking, not getting laid
How did it end this way?
I'm going back to complain
Don't live in a bar
Don't live in a bar
You can be sure
They won't show
The broken hearts
You can be sure
They won't show
The broken hearts
So protect yourself
They'll only show
What they can sell