Well I head out this morning from southern IA
With some Tupolo Honey and a soul to save
An 18 wheeler 10 gears to grind
We on the other side of Wayne with a song to ride
A song to ride
A song to ride
I spend most of my days way up in the sky
On the besta Willie's green for that Cadillac high
A holla point shooter and a gambling man An outlaw type of a ramblin man I said
A ramblin man
A ramblin man
Your wife to be was an escort girl
27 odd years with Waylon and Merle
She never hesitates to get us done
With you on the road boy she sure is fun
Sure is fun She sure is fun
Now Don't get pissed if she calls my name boy
It's all a part of this long haul game
Half Porto Rican the other half street
Chasin town to town for another man's seat Another man's seat
Another man's seat
I been telling you that I already know
We're gonna have her çummin for a hell of a show
She won't even know where her give a damn's gone
When she showing off the twins on that jumbo Tron
That jumbo Tron
Jumbo Tron
Now Hoss It's almost time to go Lay me out to graze like David Allen Coe
I ain't about that slowed down poppy life You've still got my kids and your bent off wife
Your bent off wife
Your bent off wife