Kevin hangs out in the alley
Smoking a light bulb
Filled with a gas you can't understand
It changes a man
It fills him with spite
And he can't help but bite
The hard working hand
So lock up at night
And hold on tight
'Til the sunrise saves you again
But I'll be wide awake
Lying in wait
For anything
If I hear an animal
I'm reaching for my gun
I'm cursing like a drunk
I'm praying like a nun
If I hear an animal
It might be a cannibal
It might be a phantom call
It might be irascible
It might be a
Britney broke into my neighbor's
'07 Buick
Stealing his spare change and a couple CDs
It could have been me
My car is much nicer
And more organized
And it don't use a key
And if she entered my house
Looking to browse
She might take me hostage or worse
I saw it on the news
Terrible abuse
Such a good interview
If I hear an animal
I'm reaching for my gun
I'm cursing like a drunk
I'm praying like a nun
If I hear an animal
It might be a cannibal
It might be a phantom call
It might be irascible
It might be a
It might be a
It might be a
It might be a whooooooo
It might be a whooooooo
Jimmy went down to the Walmart
With some kind of excitement
Tucked in his belt loop under his shirt
His wild eyes alert
He's not very clean
And his clothes are so mean
And he's looking to hurt
He cuts the line like a savage
Rings up a cabbage
He's gonna make choucroute garnie
So stay vigilant
Watch out for immigrants
If I hear an animal
I'm reaching for my gun
I'm cursing like a drunk
I'm praying like a nun
If I hear an animal
It might be a cannibal
It might be a phantom call
It might be irascible
It might be a
It might be a
It might be a
It might be a
It might be a whooooooo
Whooooooo