Adam G Holofcener - Poly Lyrics

You did it
You never had a facebook
You hung out with black folks
And you didn't get your PhD
What's that go and say about me
That I did it right
I won the fight
We'll just have to go and wait and see
No I ain't tied to your outcomes or so I say
Cognitive dissonance all the way
First time that you get mugged I'll sign up for the NRA
Nah, but low-key I need some training
For your polyamorous robot menage
I'll go back to right now when I said I didn't give no f*cks
All I'm tryin' to do is just to love
Boy, ain't it hard
Cause your lineage is no good at least on your father's side
It ain't that they bloodless, just kind of dry
It's a picayune collection of the not so southern fried
Jews, Welsh, and Polish all gone wrong
Now I'm not sure what it'll look like if you turn out a decent type
Probably be somethin' I don't like, won't be my kind of dignified
You won't write like Foster Wallace or f*ck with My Funny Valentine
Which is all for the best cause deep down I just don't know
Now if I can make it plain and patronize
Got a few maxims here to which I do subscribe
Equity, courtesy, passion, and disguise
They all worked for me at the time
Now there's more where this came from, I'm sorry to say
But where you done came from is its own banal disgrace
And I'll do my very best to put the white board away
When you go and ask me to
Now be nice to your mother and my mother while you're at it
Learn to mind the static
And I hope that you're permanent and I'm the first one to be tragic
And that you and I can just be very good friends