Announcer:
Again, we join our hero sandpaper man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace...
Sandpaper man: ahhh, what a great day! the clean air provided by the nuclear energy plants! the noise polution of the traffic! things couldn't be better! i swear i....what!? what is this!? jesus jehova! look down there! that cannibalistic bank security guard is yelling for help. i'd better see what's going on.
Cannibalistic bank security guard: oh thank my lucky stars, it's you sandpaper man!
Sandpaper man: what's seems to be the problem here?
Cannibalistic bank security guard: well, it's a bank robbery sandpaper man! i tried stoppin the guy by eatin' him. but he was just too strong. he's a really big guy! i think i'd better call for backup.
Sandpaper man: nonsense! this looks like a job for sandpaper man!
Criminal: you'll never get met sandpaper man, i'll beat you senseless!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha! no sir, you will do no such thing for i am sandpaper man! it's time to sand you down to size!
Criminal: no! nooooooooooooo!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha...now then, you don't look so big after getting a good sanding do you?
Sanded criminal: (in tiny voice) damn you sandpaper man! damn you!
Sandpaper man: ha ha...i'll let you take it from here mr.cannibalistic bank security guard!
Cannibalistic bank security guard: i'll be more than happy to sandpaper man! boy, he's so much smaller now! it's time to chow down! (munch munch munch...) criminal: nooooooooooooo!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha ha! crime has no chance when it gets in the path of sandpaper man!
Announcer: and away flies our hero in search for more crime...
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Announcer:
Again, we join our hero sandpaper man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace...
Sandpaper man: ahhh, what a great day! the clean air provided by the nuclear energy plants! the noise polution of the traffic! things couldn't be better! i swear i....what!? what is this!? jesus jehova! look down there! that cannibalistic bank security guard is yelling for help. i'd better see what's going on.
Cannibalistic bank security guard: oh thank my lucky stars, it's you sandpaper man!
Sandpaper man: what's seems to be the problem here?
Cannibalistic bank security guard: well, it's a bank robbery sandpaper man! i tried stoppin the guy by eatin' him. but he was just too strong. he's a really big guy! i think i'd better call for backup.
Sandpaper man: nonsense! this looks like a job for sandpaper man!
Criminal: you'll never get met sandpaper man, i'll beat you senseless!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha! no sir, you will do no such thing for i am sandpaper man! it's time to sand you down to size!
Criminal: no! nooooooooooooo!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha...now then, you don't look so big after getting a good sanding do you?
Sanded criminal: (in tiny voice) damn you sandpaper man! damn you!
Sandpaper man: ha ha...i'll let you take it from here mr.cannibalistic bank security guard!
Cannibalistic bank security guard: i'll be more than happy to sandpaper man! boy, he's so much smaller now! it's time to chow down! (munch munch munch...) criminal: nooooooooooooo!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha ha! crime has no chance when it gets in the path of sandpaper man!
Announcer: and away flies our hero in search for more crime...
Again, we join our hero sandpaper man flying high in the sky over a small town, hoping to see nothing but peace...
Sandpaper man: ahhh, what a great day! the clean air provided by the nuclear energy plants! the noise polution of the traffic! things couldn't be better! i swear i....what!? what is this!? jesus jehova! look down there! that cannibalistic bank security guard is yelling for help. i'd better see what's going on.
Cannibalistic bank security guard: oh thank my lucky stars, it's you sandpaper man!
Sandpaper man: what's seems to be the problem here?
Cannibalistic bank security guard: well, it's a bank robbery sandpaper man! i tried stoppin the guy by eatin' him. but he was just too strong. he's a really big guy! i think i'd better call for backup.
Sandpaper man: nonsense! this looks like a job for sandpaper man!
Criminal: you'll never get met sandpaper man, i'll beat you senseless!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha! no sir, you will do no such thing for i am sandpaper man! it's time to sand you down to size!
Criminal: no! nooooooooooooo!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha...now then, you don't look so big after getting a good sanding do you?
Sanded criminal: (in tiny voice) damn you sandpaper man! damn you!
Sandpaper man: ha ha...i'll let you take it from here mr.cannibalistic bank security guard!
Cannibalistic bank security guard: i'll be more than happy to sandpaper man! boy, he's so much smaller now! it's time to chow down! (munch munch munch...) criminal: nooooooooooooo!
Sandpaper man: ha ha ha ha! crime has no chance when it gets in the path of sandpaper man!
Announcer: and away flies our hero in search for more crime...