[ Featuring His Uke ]
When I looked into you soul
Yeah, it felt like rock and roll
And I knew
It was love from the start
But as time went by
I saw it was a great big lie
And our love
Went over like a wet fart
I'm sick of all your abusive bullshit
You treat me like Jada Pinkett does to Will Smith
Yeah, you always bust my balls
And you tell your friends that my junk is small
That must make you a heartless bitch
Love is hard to find
When your girlfriend's lost her mind
And she burns
All your stuff to the ground
I tried to get away
I even got a P.F.A.
And my cat
Has never been found.
I, I think she ate him
Well, I guess it could be worse
I could be married to Amber Heard
Well, much to her surprise
I'm sleeping with other guys
All because she's a stupid bitch
Yeah, she says she need no man
But she's sucking dick on OnlyFans
All because she's a dirty whore.
