We're playing our tune by the pale moon
We're incognito down the Lido
And we like the strand
Had your fill of quadrilles, the madison and cheap thrills
Bored with the beguine, the samba isn't your scene
If you feel blue look through who's who
See La Goulue and Nijinsky
Do the strandsky
Weary of the waltz, mashed potato schmaltz
The Sphinx and Mona Lisa, Lolita and Guernica
Rhododendron is a nice flower
Evergreen it lasts forever
But it can't beat the strand power
Do the strand