Alanis Morissette - Weekends Lyrics

Monday morning is not Monday morning till Taylor has his coffee
Friday night is not Friday night till Jessie leaves the room sweaty
Tuesday morning is not Tuesday morning till Nick has his talk with is son
Thursday night is not Thursday night till Chris has sex with his bass

Come on to the weekend
'Cause the weekend I'll get high
Hold off till the weekend
There's too much time
I think they are really nice guys

Tuesday morning is Wednesday afternoon when you cry all night
Wednesday early we fall into work all caught up in the day by day
Thursday morning is not Thursday morning till Alanis says: ""How's your life?
How's your life? Hey, how's your life? How's your life?""

Come on to the weekend
'Cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off till the weekend
'Cause there's too much time to think and not much time to cry
Hold off till the weekend
'Cause the weekend we'll be high
Hold off till the weekend
'Cause there'll be no time but we'll get by

What if there were no more mother's boys?
What if no one shared their humble experience?
What if there were no consequences?
What if there were no more arguments?
Wouldn't that be a shame?
Would that be impossible?
And you would be bored
'Cause you wouldn't want any other way...

Hold on till the weekend
'Cause the weekend I'll get by
Hold off till the weekend
'Cause the man upstairs has the really nice skies
Hold off till the weekend
'Cause the weekend I'll get high
Hold off till the weekend
'Cause we may look strange but we surely will get by

What if there were no more mother's boys
What if we all