I saw this girl
She caught my eye
There was something about the way she watched me watch her walk on by
She had style
She had grace
And the confidence that comes with knowing you're more than just a pretty face
I took her out
We had so much fun
We ate and danced & talked about almost everything under the sun
We went back to her place
Made sweet love all night
But in the light of day noticed something wasn't right
And I thought [spoken]
Shit!
She might be a Nazi
(Nazi)
Wasn't anything she said
She might a Nazi
(Nazi)
A Copy of Mein Kampf by her bed
I found myself thinking I must have it wrong
But looking around I saw
She was a Nazi
And it broke my heart
So I took her for breakfast
I didn't know what to do
My mind was racing 'round trying to figure out how I'd missed the clues
I tried using reason
She started quoting Nietzsche
I made appeals for her fellow man
She countered with Ayn Rand
So we finished our latkes
(Latkes)
Bagels and schmeer
(Bagels and schmeer ooooh)
I still think about that magic night though it's been well over a year
But she wasn't gonna hear any reason
She wasn't gonna change her tune
And to this day I wonder what turned that girl into such a loon
She was a Nazi
(She was a Nazi)
All kinds a crazy going on in her head
She was a Nazi
(She was a Nazi)
Copy of Mein Kampf by her bed
Well I tried to make her see that all of it was wrong
(Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo)
But sad to say she was too far gone
Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo)
Thought I'd hit relationship lottery
(Yahtzee!)
But there was something there I did not see
She was a Nazi
And it broke my heart