I saw this girl
She caught my eye
There was something about the way she watched me watch her walk on by
She had style
She had grace
And the confidence that comes with knowing you're more than just a pretty face
I took her out
We had so much fun
We ate and danced & talked about almost everything under the sun
We went back to her place
And made sweet love all night
But later on in the light of day I noticed something wasn't right
And I thought [spoken]
Shit!
She might be a Nazi
(Might be a Nazi)
Wasn't anything she said
But she might a Nazi
(Might be a Nazi)
Copy of Mein Kampf by her bed
I found myself thinking I must have it wrong
But looking around I saw
Yeah, shehe was a Nazi
Broke my heart
So, I took her for breakfast
Didn't know what to do
My mind was racing 'round trying to figure out how I'd missed the clues
I tried using reason
She started quoting Nietzsche
I made appeals for her fellow man
She countered with Ayn Rand
So, we finished our latkes
(Latkes)
Bagels and schmear
(Bagels and schmear, ooooh)
I still think about that magical night though it's been well over a year
But she wasn't gonna hear any reason
She wasn't gonna change her tune
And to this day I wonder what turned that girl into such a loon
She was a Nazi
( Nazi)
All kinds a crazy going on in her head
She was a Nazi
(Nazi)
Copy of Mein Kampf by her bed
Well, I tried to make her see that all of it was wrong
But sad to say she was too far gone
Thought I'd hit relationship lottery
(Yahtzee!)
But there was something there I did not see
She was a Nazi
Broke my heart