It Would Suck To Be You Video (MV)

You are not that dude, I'm that dude I don't mean to be rude
But I looked inside your life and thought goddamn It would suck to be you
Let me bounce to the groove, let me suck on them
Trust me, dude, no, f*ck you dude, You bumpy road, me silky smooth

F*ck, what do I do? I have these crazy thoughts, but
Let me see 'em through, why? I don't wanna be you
It'd be tough to be you The way you think does make me sick, it makes me puke
Like, what is that, dude
You'd rather talk about someone else before you make a move

You? Why would I trust you? Aren't you that dude whose views get skewed
Depending on what someone else might say or think that you should do
Aren't you that dude whose mood gets skewed Depending on what someone else does do

And whether or not they make it far or if they break through
If you're that dude, I say f*ck you Put on some boots, you need some food
Go grab a brew, cause you don't care to win You want someone else to lose
Yeah, you don't care to dance, you don't have any moves

You don't have a single clue, I'll learn the one two
Even with loose screws, you are just a little dweeb
Who is nothing but a schmooze
Bitch boy one, bitch boy two Everywhere I go, there's someone new

You are not that dude, I'm that dude I don't mean to be rude
But I looked inside your life and thought, Goddamn, it would suck to be you
Let me bounce to the groove Let me suck on them
Trust me dude, No, f*ck you dude, you bumpy road, me silky smooth

F*ck, what do I do? I have these crazy thoughts, but
Let me see 'em through, why? I don't wanna be you
It'd be tough to be you The way you think does make me sick
It makes me puke Like, what is that, dude

You'd rather talk about someone else before you make a move
Damn, I don't really get it There's few solid men, the majority pathetic
Low self-belief, and then they just regret it
And then they settle down and get an average chick pregnant

And they don't like me if I live free And I believe, and I do me
Well, okay, sweet, just shut your yap, you little pipsqueak
You should focus on the earth, you should focus on yourself
You should focus on your health, you should focus on your work

You know that thing that you do where you're easily replaceable if you ever get hurt
Don't focus on this, don't focus on that You should try and swing the bat
You should tighten up the ass, you should loosen up the mask
I took a look inside your life and I got really, really sad

You are not that dude, I'm that dude I don't mean to be rude
But I looked inside your life and thought, goddamn
It would suck to be you