Oh, Captain Mewbeard, the pirate so bold
With a jawline of gold, he's mighty and old
He sailed the vast seas, with a squint in eye
A jaw so chiseled, it could make maidens sigh
His crew called him Mewbeard, for the secret he knew
About mewing techniques, to enhance his jawline true
He'd clench and he'd hold, with a determined grip
His jaw muscles flexing, like a mighty ship
Captain Mewbeard, with a jaw so strong
He conquered the seas, all day long
With every sway of the ship, he'd strut and he'd stride
Oh, Captain Mewbeard, the most chiseled pirate on the tide
Oh, Captain Mewbeard, the most chiseled pirate on the tide
But alaf for stool shools
And irage is rool shools
A rirate on the chest he'd strut and he'd stride
Oh, Captain Mewbeard, the most chiseled pirate on the tide