On the seas the waves climb high
A crew committed to sail or die
The most fearsome captain of them all
Cannon Throat, "The Licker of Balls"
The sails flap fast and the masts creak
Cannon Throat tries to make his crew leak
A captain's love for his crew is strong
But Cannon Throat makes his hard and long
Hi Ho Hi Ho
The fearsome Captain Throat
Hi Ho Hi Ho
The crew blow all over the boat
Hi Hoooooo
One day a shadow blocked out the sunset
A ship on the horizon made the captain wet
The black skull sails and the black skinned crew
Cannon Throat'd, head of a pirate that was new
Pirate Pegger Legger stood upon his helm
Cannon Throat's crew were still the best in the realm
Pegger Legger swung onto the deck of the ship
And demanded that Cannon Throat would lick, choke and spit
Hi Hoooooo
The fearsome Captain Throat
Hi Ho Hi Ho
The crew blow all over the boat
Hi Hoooooo
Cannon Throat opened up and took it all in
Pegger Legger's cannon balls drooped onto his chin
The captain slobbed as his crew watch him abuse
But soon Pegger Legger blew his fuse
White cream splashed the deck like the foam of the sea
Pegger Legger fell to his knees
Cannon Throat rose with his mouth full funk
Kicked in the Pegger and watched as he sunk
(ha)
Hi Hoooooo
The fearsome Captain Throat
Hi Ho Hi Ho
The crew blow all over the boat
Hi Hoooooo
The crew blow all over the boat
Hi Ho Hi Ho
The crew blow all over the boat
Hi Hoooooo
The fearsome Captain Throat
Hi Ho Hi Ho
The crew blow all over the boat
Hi Hoooooo
The crew blow all over the boat
Hi Ho Hi Ho
The crew blow all over the boat