The second I saw her I was blown away
But then she opened her mouth, well I have to say
She's not the brightest bulb on the shelf
She likes unicorns, her favorite movie is Elf
She can't find an ocean on a globe
But there's one thing my baby knows
She loves me
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks (yeah)
But she loves me with all that she's got
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks (yeah)
But she loves me and she's not gonna stop
You've got to see my baby on a hot summer day
She rocks that bikini man, it blows me away
But when she starts talking I'm cringing inside
Cuz I can feel my brain cells dropping like flies
She can't find an ocean on a globe
But there's one thing my baby knows
She loves me
And I know that we'll find a way
There's just one thing I have to say
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks (yeah)
But she loves me with all that she's got
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks (yeah)
But she loves me and she's not gonna stop
She fills facebook with the dumbest shit you've ever seen
She looks 25 but she acts 15
I know we're not compatible inside
But I'm gonna love my baby till the day that I die
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks (yeah)
But I love her with all that I've got
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks (yeah)
But I love her and I'm not gonna stop
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks
My baby's dumber than a box of rocks