Reflection of Christ in a pond that is square
Reflection of Christ in a tree with a bear
Infection of Christ, Number 6 on a dice
ALL HAIL NARWHAL
The dissection of mice, with a sword and a bat
And the monkey said twice
You're a twat, you're a twat
So that's 4 times in all
That's what I learnt at school
ALL HAIL NARWHAL
Eating chips with a spoon
Through my ears, through my eyes
In an octagon room
A baboon on a moon
Dada dada dala, dada dada dala
ALL HAIL NARWHAL
It's a part of a train
A vestibule, vestibule
Locomotion of pain
Virgin rail, Virgin rail
And it's always delayed
Man I've already paid
ALL HAIL NARWHAL
There's a head in my fridge
It's insane, it's insane
Jeremy Beadle's to blame
You've been framed, you've been framed
He can't play in a band
Cuz he's dead
ALL HAIL NARWHAL
God told me to hate kill cast down
God is terror we're all clones now
God told me to hate kill cast down
We're all clones now
ALL HAIL NARWHAL