The 2 Twangs - Moving Up to H-B-A Lyrics

Another early morning agony
Got a shift from 8:00am to 3:00
But today is different than the rest
I'm moving up to the big leagues now
My situation's been redressed

Time to get my goggles on
Time to plan when I'll be gone
Time to train the new guy, Ron
I'm finally gettin' outta here
No more bagging to stand in my way
No more coupons to ruin my day
I'm moving up to H-B-A
I'm finally gettin' outta here

Now I'm whipping hang tags down the aisle
Stocking Degree and Mitchum for a while
I've got a pricing gun for Colgate on the shelf
Get out of my way, it's a brand new day
I'm like a freaking H-B-A elf

Time to make this job foregone
Time to tell the cashiers so long
Time to sing this farewell song
I'm finally gettin' outta here
No more work for minimum pay
No more working New Year's day
Hello to H-B-A
I'm finally gettin' outta here