CBT (feat. Doobie & GooseyBoi) Video (MV)

(The Goose is Loose)
(Assorted Onomatopoeia)
(General F*ckery)
Yeah
Yeah
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH!
YEAH!
Yeah
Ow
My girl got an apple bottom so I took her to the orchard
Then we go home and she give me cock and ball torture
She put on a high heel, tell me that it may hurt
I wanna say no, but I don't know the safeword
If she don't stomp on my shaft, I'm finna berate her
She rub on my tip wit a wooden cheese grater
I'm a CBT Genius, I don't need slader
Conquering my cock, she's a con-qui-stador
She got her jaw locked, like she f*cked Tow-Mater
And my dick squirted red juices like a tomato
I feel her teeth break the skin when she let her jowls slip
Hit my foreskin with a bat, that's a foul tip
Now my dick is like a baseball, it's white and red
Girl's eating lettuce, she's biting the head
Chillin' in a sauna gettin sweaty wit a yung hoe
She and a machete go gung ho on my bunghole
She's goin' down like Old Yeller
She's bitin' me like Old Yeller
Jumping in her moon boots with my cock beneath her
Put a paper clip five inches up my urethra
Hickory dickory dock
Torture my balls and my cock
Bite down on the crown and shove glass in the shaft
Around the f*ckin clock
I'm not busting your balls, I'm tryna bust to ballbustin
Iron the wrinkles out my scrotum, wear it to your function
I am not aroused by simple plowing or thrustin
Can't cum unless you use my balls as a speed punchin
Bag! I promise you that I will not resist ya
If you attach wires to my nuts and then use them as resistors
Chop my cock and shove it in a shark-filled cistern
Take a pic of the whole thing and send it to my sister
Chafe chauffuer driving my cock crazy
My dick swollen like the lips of Jay-Z
Iron grip on my balls like her name Tom Brady
Top it off she gives me STDs, about eighty
She snort some PCP
She and my cock go PVP
Shoves it in a PVC
Circ' me wit a DVD
Geez Louise
Jesus please
She's boutta release the bees
Don't care what it do to me
I f*cking love that CBT
Knick knack
Paddywhack
Kick me in the ballsack
Wring out my cock
Like a sponge full of cognac
Till I cum black
Till she yak black
For the Kodak
Till my cock flat like a flapjack
I meet a fine girl and I know I wanna court her
We go back to my crib, cock and ball torture
She beat my shit like it owed her money
While I sat there thinking this isn't even funny (Nope!)
When I'm with this girl I'm never packin blue balls
The only thing she ever gives me is black and blue balls (Pow Pow!)
She hit that shit like it was a piñata
But instead of candy she got a cum splatta (Splooge!)
All this f*ckin' is making me sick
All she wanna do is cut off my dick (Chop Chop!)
She penetrated my dickhole with a golf tee
And when we were done I couldn't f*cking pee
She walked away, I thought it was finished
But now she got a chainsaw and I can't help but grimace
She said, "Scratch mine, and I'll scratch yours"
But I didn't think she'd slam my dick in the door
Knick knack
Paddywhack
Kick me in the ballsack
Wring out my cock
Like a sponge full of cognac
Till I cum black
Till she yak black
For the Kodak
Till my cock flat like a flapjack
Throwing my nuts like god damn bowling balls
Sack look black you can call it Rachel Dolezal
Know that 21 is never tricked by a thot
But if she into bondage, imma tie the knot, ugh