1johny - AP Calculus Cypher (feat. Slim, Riches, ChillyWillie & Aaron) Lyrics

Dy of dx
Takin' the derivative of x x x (Yeah)
That's what you'll all get on the AP test test test (1 1 1!)
I know how to u-sub, it's a flex flex flex (Yeah, flex)
Stress stress stress stress stress (Stress)
Integrated with no plus c, mark it red red red (Brwwww)
Separate x y, I got the cred' cred' cred' (Credit)
Cross it out, I used the IC, I won the bet bet bet (Yeah)

My teacher taught me how to integrate (Integrate)
Always put in the plus c, I know the way (Way)
Hope I put in that plus c, I gotta pray (Pray)
How you gon' learn to Math 9 if you got no c to save (Save)
Got to remember to put plus c, it is a must (Is a must)
Gotta integrate a(T) to find the speed of a bus (Of a bus)
Just be real careful when you go get the Riemann summed (Riemann summed)
And the first time that I integrated, I was stunned (Stunned)
Getting these points on dif. eq.'s, I leveled up (It up)
Got "IROC equals AROC," MVT it up
In every problem I do, I remember to e it up (E up)
I got these voices tellin' me to IC plug

Y of dx
Takin' the derivative of x x x (Yeah)
That's what you'll all get on the AP test test test (1 1 1!)
I know how to u-sub, it's a flex flex flex (Yeah, flex)
Stress stress stress stress stress (Stress)
Integrated with no plus c, mark it red red red (Brwwww)
Separate x y, I got the cred' cred' cred' (Credit)
Cross it out, I used the IC, I won the bet bet bet (Yeah)

In every problem I do, I remember to e it up
I got these voices tellin' me to IC plug

Fish out the water, you can call me Lil Hospital
Need a little distance, gotta use an integral
Can't see ya, you must not be in the interval
That plus c, I dont need it im invincible (You just lost a point!)
That's right and I don't even care
I got to finish this exam before I fall into despair (Ya, ay ay)
Lone area under the curve, I'm trying to swerve
Big R, I'm losing my nerve (Losing my nerve)
Little r trying to help me do the washer method
Asymptote, I got no continuity detected
Cosine, cotangent, and cosecant (Ay)
Take the derivative and you get negative
I'm the absolute max
Run it back again 'cause i ain't taking no Stats
Still not a rapper but I'm better than you
I got to make my dues
Trapezoid Riemann Sums

Revolve it around like a washer (What)
Integrate under the curve (Huh)
Beat the problem, I'm a boxer (What)
G(x) the inverse (Ayyee)
Got no limit, universe (Ay)
AP Test is a curse (What)
Ce^kt my fate, no reverse

Exponential decay
Statistics is a mistake
Might as well drown in a lake
BC is the way (That was easy)

Trying to be good at math
Secant x tangent x, the derivative of secant (Ya)
My boy Johny used to come from the 'Craft
Take the negative with 2 c',s derive cosecant (What)
You know that I'm speaking these facts
Using f of g of x, chain rule attack (Bap bap)
I'm a senior, I am not coming back (Ay)
But everyone knows that I hate graphs

Speed, displacement, total distance
You already know I'm on a different mission
Yo, 'trig identities
I have no clue what they really mean
But you know, I got the fish in the lake
And you know for that I got to find the average rate of change
Wait, you know what I'm sayin'
And you know I am not playin'
Derivatives, integrals, you know what I mean
They're on the same level but they're pretty mean

Going to infinity you know I got no limit (That was easy)
If you got no y prime, it's a cusp, you make it pivot (Brwwww)
Truncate up the decimal, you round it to 3 digits (Skrt skrt skrt)
Next year I will pass the AP test, you know I'm with it (Huh)
Didn't get no barbecue, yeah I was tryna risk it (Yeah)
But I heard that the barbecue was worth it to go miss it (Yeah)