Yeah, it's just like, it's just start
It's just, it's just come straight in, just be like
She walks down the stairs, feeling herself
Looking like she just won a court case
He's got a funny way of using the same four chords for every song he makes
Yeah, he's called Bill and he plays with words
Like a skill, yeah, he's pretty great
He said his official friend died 'cause of a fish he ate
Yeah, she's called Hannah and she plays the Joanna
Grade eight, but she's got no soul
John's obsessed with fat ass and he's ten years old
Oh, Dad's an "Otis Reading at a wedding" type guy
With the best voice you've ever heard
He said, "Give me a date I can work on, my heart hurts"
I get home on the 23rd
Yeah, drive up on the 23rd
And I bumped into Judy in the co-op
She asked how the family's been
I said, "Alex is a sculptor and Olivia's been a vegan since ten"
Well, Vin wears dresses while Debbie coalesces
In a fleece that doesn't work
And I'll be giving my chair to my mum 'cause her back hurts
I get home on the 23rd
Yeah, drive up on the 23rd (yeah, yeah)
Now mum's not a fan of that line about her back
She said it makes her sound frumpy and old
I said, "Woman, you are sixty-four years old"
Now stop the percussion, I wanna have a discussion
And it's Christmas so this is gonna be a nightmare
I just came for the stuffing, not to argue about nothing
But mark my words, I'll be home on the 23rd
Yeah, drive up on the 23rd
Oh, come home on the 23rd
Yeah
Ooh