[Verse 1]
Well I was sittin' in a bar complainin' bout the market
And there was a drunk fella yellin' 'bout some nonsense
Said the dollar's goin to hell in a hand basket but
Lord I'm prayin' my Doggy Bones will set me free
Crash!
Well his phone was goin off a ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding
Said he's goin to the moon and he's in shock
And I said what's that mean-mean-mean-mean-mean
He said his Doggy Bones are worth one cent a pop
One cent a pop
Right about now I was lookin' pretty dumb
He said I'll tell ya what boy things are are lookin up
Have a seat right next to me and I'll show ya how its done
Take your phone out and download Wallet One
Put a couple dollars in and just wait and see
Before long you're gonna end up just like me
Just like me
Well his phone was goin off a ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding
Said he's goin to the moon and he's in shock
And I said what's that mean-mean-mean-mean-mean
He said his Doggy Bones are worth one cent a pop
One cent a pop
So I opened my bank and I tossed it all in
Was gettin' so excited he said we all gonna win
I was feelin' really good but I bought the top
Because all it did for the next 6 months was fall off
It fell off