0xbit - Coins of Poo (remix) Lyrics

Alright
Here we go
Look on the news and bitcoin is banned
Time to unlock my account and sell my hand
Unload at low prices and what do I know
The price is going up, I think I'm gonna blow
So pissed off I rear end the dude in front of me
Then he jumps out of his car and shakes his head begrudgingly
Said He's gonna kick my ass if I don't fix his car
I said I don't have insurance but I can make your money go pretty far
So I tell the guy what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna teach him the cryptic ways of the coins of poo
Quite intrigued he whips out his phone
And when we're done I ask for a bitcoin loan.
He smacks me in the head and tries to get away
So I grab his phone and to his face I call him gay
Scared shitless I get in my car and tap-tappity-tap him on the rear
Peel off on the 20 as i'm hearin' sirens in my ear
Pleadin' with the cop
Said I lost my cryptos.
Asked am I going to get f*cked in the butt?
And he said who knows?
So I tell the cop what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna teach him the cryptic ways of the coins of poo
Quite intrigued he whips out his phone
After I make him rich I take it from his hand and make a wireless transfer.
Sorry I had to do it!
So I tell the guy what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna teach him the cryptic ways of the coins of poo
Quite intrigued he whips out his phone