Just copped a whip from Japan
I ran it up twenty bands
Ya girly she wanna hold hands
I took her to Provo to dance
Big bodies that coupe lookin weak
I get like two matches a week
I'm sorry ain't something I speak
If I say I'm a boss, it's something I mean
Chucky cause I got the cheese
Snorlax I like to sleep
Ya girl told me she likes it deep
Deep conversations, where she wants to be
Shout out to shane company
They got ya boi lookin clean
Four racks on the Cuban that's cheap
Im whippin' the yota ain't whippin' no Jeep
Yo I be gaming for hours
No goin' outside I'm a coward
Yo I'll take a dump in the shower
More bars than a cellular tower
Yo shout out to chicken!
That shit be hittin'
McDoubles I'll make a McBitchin
Ain't share it with none of you snitches
Chicken Nuggets and fried rice
Combos with water and Ice
That make me die twice
Yeah that make me die twice
Hold up
Yo lemme get the chicken
Serve it up with mayo imma have to get to licken
Water on me I be drippin
Call me Bobby I be sippin, rippin dootie tooties out ma booty like I'm
On a mission
I ain't really into kissin, that's what you like
I be playin clash by the end of the night
I'll show you my ass if you playin it right
You can take out the Cheetos I'll take out the sprite
Deadliest combos I like
Cop me a twenty I might
That's if they cooking it right
I put in work but it's slight
I'm like the fatter vegeta
Ya gal-licks my gun then I leave her
I Big Bang your mom if I needa
Got hair in my ass like a chia
Don't smoke I don't drink I'm a lame
I'd rather just sit home and game
The truth is that I'm not ashamed
My underwear got several stains
Yo ladies I'm open for business
I might have to go and call Guinness
You know that I got the biggest
Heart on the planet my lovin' is vicious
Water yo that is my stuff
You already know that I carry a cup
I can't even lie yo that shit is tough
Forty two Ounces NO THAT AINT ENOUGH
I'm sorry but this ain't a joke
I need that shit down in my throat
You better be servin it cold
Or imma fill up ya body with some holes
My combos are deadly
Like Jackie and jet li
No Don't try to test me
Don't try to impress me
Whatever I spit is the truth
Hold up, yo I gotta poop
Then Imma cop me some food
This rap is epic Chuck Norris approved
"Um, so just real quick, I actually do not take a dump in the shower
Um I've thought about it, but i haven't
And my underwear doesn't have several stains in it
It's usually just one big one. EPIC!"