Well, we got first world problem blues, oh yeah
First world problem blues, it just ain't fair
'Cos only just this morning I was trying to do my shopping
Got an unexpected item in my bagging area, oh yeah
Well, we got first world problem blues, oh my
First world problem blues, please don't cry
'Cos only just this morning when I went to make my breakfast
Weetabix won't fit my bowl, one soggy and one dry, oh no
Well, we got first world problem blues, plain to see
First world problem blues, you and me
Can't connect to the WiFi, can't spin through live TV
And your neighbour parks outside your house, even though there drive is free, oh noooo