Robert Malka - The Rise and Fall of Mickey Mouse Lyrics

Good morning kids I'm drunk on gin
And I can't keep this secret in
Disney made me do bad things.
How'd I get into trafficking?
Worse, I took kids' innocence
Getting them to switch sexes and
Make a pussy from their intestines
Disney ruined Star Wars, did I mention?
What happened? uhhh I worked for Disney's board
They liked money but crazy more
Your smiles made them build
Tunnels under Disneyworld (haha) (oy vey)
So the vengeance in me boils
They want your kids, you should recoil
The chorus says how I used to be.
I'll get my revenge, for Obi!
Haha, come on, we love our jobs, don't we!
Haha, work work work work work,
Tell me do you work work work work work?
... I'm home, I'm home, I'm home,
I'm home, your work is all you know
Come on sex slaves, let's go, haha! Yeah!
Do it, Aladdin, f*ck them up
Stab them with knives, Donald Duck
Thanks to weapons Goofy stashed
I'll take all of Disney back
(Oh my god, Mickey!)
Feel my wrath with this chainsaw
This is my world, I'm the law
You thought you'd get away with it all?
I built the Disney fantasy
Princes and princesses happy
It's you who made Belle and Mulan
Get paid to have cam sex with Yu Shan
It's time for change, we're tired of nightmares.
Ahh, finally I'm back in my chair.
I'll bring back innocence, no more
Trafficking or PC shit
Haha, I'm home... boy, it just doesn't feel the same today.
Why am I doing this, anyway?
That Prozac and Adderall with a shot of vodka
(haha) just isn't doing it for me.
Why am I here? This isn't where I wanted the company to steer.
My dreams used to be bigger.
Disney promised chicken wings
In exchange for singing I'm home
Mickey freed kids from working hard
He fought for the right reasons
But I'm worried he's becoming a villain,
And he's buying South Park...
Good evening kids, I'm high on weed!
Disney's now the biggest thing!
Making billions every movie
Disney's parks are overflowing!
But I gotta admit, I'm bored of Minnie
So Elsa's now a slut, blowing me
While Minnie's out, Moana cokes
With the Marvel scene. Things are good.
But I heard Goofy and Donald conspiring
So Lightning ran them over with his cars
Then I burned them in tar,
Severed their heads with a rusty saw,
I won't let anybody take me down! (Haha)
I don't know why, but I feel empty.
My old friends it turns out are crazy
Life is good but something's missing
Maybe I need to make more money....
You know what, f*ck this, f*ck you, f*ck all of you,
I'll be better, you'll see,
I'm not going to compromise my integrity,
F*ck this wild trafficking
And propagandizing insanity
I'll be better - you'll see