Middle Age Love Video (MV)

You wear a sleep apnea machine
I'm in early menopause
Let's f*ck
You've got lots of extra skin
Every vein in my body is visible
Let's f*ck
Let's do it all night long
Or maybe just once so we can go to bed early yeah
You can go real deep
If it feels alright since you're hernia surgery baby
F*ck me like an animal
If that animal's a turtle
You can come inside me it's okay
I'm infertile
Yeah that's right
Relax it's time
Melt your imperfect body into mine
You contracted herpes in your 50's
I have a lot weird scars I don't wanna talk about
Let's f*ck
You've had brain fog since the shingles vaccine
I get a UTI every 4 to 6 weeks
Let's f*ck
Close your eyes
I know they get real dry during allergy season yeah
Don't stop don't stop
Unless your carpal tunnel's acting up for some reason baby
Ooh right there
Try not to touch it
That's where I have bursitis
Come closer baby
So I can hear you over the sound of my tinnitus
Bzzzzzz
Yeah that's right
Relax it's fine
Melt your imperfect body into mine
I've got stretch marks and cellulite
All your body hair is gray
But we're not wearing glasses
So it's all blurry anyway
Sorry I can't be on top of you
Nothing's actually wrong
I just don't want to ooh ooh ooh
Slide off my comfortable underwear
I'll grab whatever balls you have left down there
I'll let you go in the back door this once baby
I just had a colonoscopy
And that's the best it's ever gonna be
So just relax it's time
Let go and we'll be fine
Exhale and melt
Your honestly totally perfect body into mine