TRENT (spoken):
You can't cherry pick the bible, choosing which part you wanna believe
KAYLEE (spoken):
We don't do that
TRENT (spoken):
You don't? What's this?
(sung)
Kaylee has a small tattoo
That tattoo would be taboo
Kaylee guess what waits for you
An eternity in the fiery pits of hell
KAYLEE (spoken):
Hey!
TRENT:
Shelby, you seem sweet to me
But if it has come to be
You've lost your virginity
We'll be stoning you and your family as well
SHELBY (spoken):
What?
TRENT:
Or we could use some common sense instead
When you're lost it always helps recalling
Those immortal words that Jesus said
There's one rule that trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
SHELBY (spoken):
You know, you make a lot of sense
KAYLEE (spoken):
What are you talking about?
SHELBY (spoken):
You don't feel even slightly bad for Emma? You guys used to hang out
KAYLEE (spoken):
That was before she turned gay
SHELBY (spoken):
Well, maybe she was always gay
TRENT (spoken):
Exactly, because that's how God made her, Shelby
BOY 1 (spoken):
He's just trying to confuse us. My stepdad always says --
TRENT (spoken):
Woah, stepdad? You mean your parents are divorced?
BOY 1 (spoken):
Yeah, so?
TRENT (spoken):
Oh, divorce is a big no-no
TRENT:
Not to oversimplify
But the scripture does imply
That your mom will have to die
How's tomorrow if she's not got any plans?
BOY 1 (spoken):
Uh
TRENT:
There's no way to separate
Which rules you can violate
Let's hope you don't masturbate
'Cause the scripture says we'll have to cut off your hands
Or we could use some common sense instead
When you're lost it always helps recalling
Those immortal words that Jesus said
ALL:
There's one rule that trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
TRENT:
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
ALL:
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
TRENT:
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
Time to make some better choices
Drop the hate
Raise your voices
ALL:
Love Thy Neighbor is the one that trumps them all
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all
TRENT:
Love Thy Neighbor
Jesus tell 'em
[?] Holy spirit
Come on kids and let me hear it
What?
ALL:
Love Thy Neighbor
TRENT:
Alright!
ALL:
Love Thy Neighbor
Love Thy Neighbor trumps them all